use footballer's systems to defeat teams like man utd

train efficiently to become a world class footballer.

With the Couched Lance a person takes over 144,000 shots in 3 months.

The person is trained to hit 2 of every 3 shots on target.


The person hits 96,000 shots on target.


The player is looking at almost 100,000 goals in one summer.

Shooting this much in such a compressed amount of time puts you on a level with a 25 year old world class professional footballer. You will be world class at trapping, passing, and shooting the ball from concentrated, focused muscle memory training.

Players will learn integrity, the value of hard work, and the importance of seeing something through to the end. They'll also learn that they can truly accomplish anything they set their mind to. Training in my system is intense. It takes effort and willpower but when you come out on the other end you will have learned that anything is within reach if you work hard enough. That you can climb any mountain and solve any problem with enough sweat equity. They'll be able to take this knowledge along with their game with them in life. And they'll be much better prepared for life because of it.

This is true of anything. If you work hard, put your heart and soul into something and dedicate yourself to learning everything about it you will find that you will one day wake up and be the person you were striving so hard to become. All of a sudden you'll be world class at trapping, passing, crossing, volleying, and shooting the ball and you'll find that you can execute all of the passes and shots of the players you used to look up to. You will wake up one day and be the embodiment of the player you were working so hard to become.

Over the weekend I watched Man City vs Man Utd. This was an interesting case study on what happens when an offensive team coached by an attacking master goes up against a defensive team coached by a defensive master. Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho are at the top of the game. The first half was a textbook example of what happens when a team trained in Footballer's tactics attacks efficiently. Man City's first goal was created after they attacked according to Footballers tactics. The resulting corner and goal also gels with Footballer's tactics. The second goal was also scored according to Footballer's tactics. In big games that matter great teams attack according to Footballer's tactics. Man City had more chances to put the game away in the first half. They could have been up 4-0 at halftime. Raheem Sterling, the English #7, had two gilt edged chances that he should have finished. His technique let him down. In the microcosm of the moment the thing that makes the difference between goals being scored or missed and games being won or lost is technique. If Raheem had been practicing his technique for hours a day, 4 days a week, for months at a time he would have converted his chances. The game really is that simple. Perfect technique makes the ball fly into the net, wins you games, and develops players correctly. If Raheem had been trained in Footballer's systems he would have scored and almost put the game out of reach in the first half. 

Only 1 team in that game knew how to attack efficiently and that was Man City. Man Utd somehwat knew how to stop Man City from scoring goals in the box, but had no clue how to attack easily. They got back into the game on the back of 1 player singlehandedly dominating a period of the game. Paul Pogba brought Man Utd back level with 2 composed finishes. Then they had the momentum and scored another goal to win the game. This however is not how you want to attack. Expecting 1 player to have a gamebreaking performance to win you the game or equalize is not smart. Neither is gameplanning for this to happen. Game plan to attack the opponent's goal efficiently using tactics that have been proven through results at the highest level and the scientific method. Do this and you will develop players, score goals, and win games the right way.

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Couched Lance. Do you want to become a world class footballer in just 3 months? Do you want to see the game and life the same way as the best footballers? Do you want to learn a powerful life philosophy that will allow you to conquer any challenge or obstacle life throws at you?

Fly through life the same way you fly past your opponents on the field with a revolutionary training system! Dominate your opponents with all of the most fundamental skills of a world class footballer! Learn to handle life with the strength of a world class footballer, then go play!

The Couched Lance trains players for half the time indoors using a Neuroplasticity system. Becoming a world class footballer is now simple and easy.

​Introducing 1-2! Our newest Neuroplasticity football training system. Use your local environment to find a wall to shoot on for Workout 1 and a goal for Workout 2. These 2 Workouts will take you to a world class level when executed for hours a day, 4 days a week, for 3 months.