COUCHED LANCE

BECOME A WORLD CLASS FOOTBALLER IN 90 DAYS, MAKE THE TEAM, & LIVE OUT YOUR DREAMS.

You owe it to yourself to quit struggling and start getting serious. It's time to become a world class footballer in 90 days.
Couched Lance: Become a World Class Footballer in 90 Days, Make the Team, & Live Out Your Dreams
A 90 day online accelerator program for current & aspiring players & coaches like you—who are sick of mishitting passes, missing shots, mishitting crosses, missing volleys, and losing games
​​I’m Matthew Williams, Founder of Footballer, Inc.

Since 2008, I’ve been a complete, world class footballer. I became one in 90 days using my innovative system the Couched Lance & learned how to score goals at will. Using the Couched Lance I scored over 96,000 goals in 90 days.

After this I set out to build a playing & coaching system that would allow me to beat any football club in the world. I watched & analyzed multiple games a day, at least 5 days a week for 5 years to develop my innovative tactics system 3 Formations. I studied every single football formation & playing system out there & took the best practices for the best of the best European football clubs to build 3 Formations. I’ve analyzed over 2,600 games to prove what works, what doesn’t work, how to dominate every game, & how to beat any team.

Next I started trying out for professional football clubs to prove my systems work & can change the football world.

Today I have 3 offers to play pro football in Europe. My 3 offers are 1 trial with Watford FC a premier league football club in London, England, & offers from a 2nd division football club in Bulgaria, & a 3rd division football club in Greece. I will turn this into a 20-year career playing pro football in Europe.

I’m committed to helping people like you take your passion for football & make a playing &/or coaching career out of it. Live the dream. My football training systems will make you a world class footballer in 90 days.

So, my only question for you is: Are you ready to become a world class footballer in 90 days?
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Go from Invisible to Influencer almost instantly.
When you are a world class footballer, you go from feeling like another “me, too” imposter... to being recognized as “the player” in the game.​
Prepare to become known as the go to expert. When you are a world class footballer you become a magnet for opportunities.
​INSTANT INFLUENCER STATUS: Become the most sought out expert in the game (I’m serious it’s crazy how little people really know about the game & how much the right knowledge & experience can get you noticed.)

DREAM JOBS: Attract offers from amazing football clubs who pay you top dollar because you can create & score goals at will. (You’ll learn exactly how to create these goal scoring opportunities every game with the Couched Lance.)

INVITATIONS FOR PAID SPEAKING OPPORTUNITIES & ENDORSEMENTS: Being a world class footballer gives you instant credibility & visibility in the game, so be ready to take your knowledge, experience, & expertise to new audiences!

THE "RIGHT" CLUBS: Attract the right clubs for your game. Now you'll have the football world begging for your signature. The best and biggest clubs in the world will come calling for your services. You'll have the pick of the litter & be able to choose your next club. Options are a good thing.
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WIN EVERYTHING: Use the Workouts modeled in the Training to mold yourself into a world class footballer over 90 days. Gain the willpower, work ethic, & discipline of a world class footballer. Rise to new heights you never fathomed before.
​I was offered a trial by Watford FC a premier league football club in London, England
“...but are you sure I can become a world class footballer without spending countless hours on training, development, coaching, & learning (even if I’m new to all this)?!”
Great question.

I’d like to introduce you to my Lance System.

I created the Lance System to provide the most direct route to make a college soccer team -> start for a professional football club -> & play for your national team.

It shows you how to get the 3 things below in no time

Make the team
Start for a pro football club
Play for your national team
What most players and coaches get wrong about football...
LOTS OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF DRILLS 6-7 DAYS A WEEK FOR AT LEAST 16 YEARS: This is commonly viewed as the best way to develop an athlete with no guarantee that you’ll become world class or even make the team. Coaches have you do everything under the sun to get better. This is all wrong.

Execute 2 Workouts 4 days a week for 3 months to become a world class footballer. Regardless of your skill level (I’ll show you how in the Couched Lance system.)
NO IDEA HOW LONG TO TRAIN TO BECOME WORLD CLASS: Coaches will have you on the pitch for a maximum of 6 hours a day balling, doing everything under the sun, & still give you no guarantee that you’ll make the team. This is wrong.

6 hours is not enough to make you world class or even guarantee that you’ll make a professional team. Footballer has built the proven methods for training to a world class level in 90 days, knows exactly how long you should stay on the pitch, & knows exactly how to make you world class.
SPECIALIZED SKILL DEVELOPMENT: Coaches around the world will have you focus on improving several specialized skills so you can execute the functions of your position. This is wrong.

The game is about developing complete footballers. Players who are the same player no matter where they are standing on the pitch. Learn how to become a complete footballer in 90 days using our proven system.
SPECIALIZED POSITIONAL DEVELOPMENT: Coaches will work on specialized positional play, fitness, & skill development. Again this is all wrong.

Aside from the goalkeeper the game is all about complete footballers. Developing them is the point of the game because this allows you to play total football & dominate the other team. Specialized players & specialized positions only serve to devolve the game.
Ready to become a world class footballer in 90 days?

introducing:

Couched Lance: Become a World Class Footballer in 90 Days, Make the Team, & Live Out Your Dreams
A 90-day online accelerator program for current & aspiring players & coaches like you—who are sick of mishitting passes, missing shots, mishitting crosses, missing volleys, and losing games.
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​World Class Olympic Training System

This is an Olympic training system. Do not move around too much for the first 2 weeks after finishing training. Moving around too much can cause your muscles to lock up.
Physical Product

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Private Group with Access to Digital Product

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Couched Lance: Become a World Class Footballer in 90 Days, Make the Team, & Live Out Your Dreams

90 day system

Box with physical product

Access to accompanying digital product in private group

Become a world class footballer.

Can be used for half the time indoors inside your own home

Optimizes your ability to play football
​BUNDLE WITH ORIGINAL 3 FORMATIONS AVAILABLE IN MAIN SHOP PAGE.

be the truth in the game.

the rock.

Work hard at applying yourself to the straight fundamentals of the game.
Do you want to become a world class footballer in just 3 months? Do you want to see the game and life the same way as the best footballers? Do you want to learn a powerful life philosophy that will allow you to conquer any challenge or obstacle life throws at you?

The Couched Lance.

Fly through life the same way you fly past your opponents on the field with a revolutionary training system! Dominate your opponents with all of the most fundamental skills of a world class footballer! Learn to handle life with the strength of a world class footballer, then go play!

Take over 144,000 shots using a football and our new training ball, the Couched Lance. The Couched Lance can even be used indoors, even inside your own home, to take reps for hours a day, 4 days a week, for 3 months. Doing this you are doing the real work and the hard work to transform your mind and body into the mind and body of a world class footballer using Neuroplasticity and muscle memory training.

bundle with original 3 formations available in main shop page.

this is the future of player development.

the couched lance trains you in record time using an outrageously fast neuroplasticity system. becoming a world class player is now simple and easy.

The Couched Lance is a system that works by having you work hard at applying yourself to the straight fundamentals of the game using a football and use a revolutionary football to optimize your first touch, passing, crossing, volleying, and shooting.

Develop perfect technique by giving everything including the kitchen sink to training each moment, each second with perfect technique. We have a proven system that hones you into a world class talent by having you practice the straight fundamentals of the game for hours a day, 4 days a week, for 3 months. Talent is only hard work. Hard work makes a talented person. Our systems teach you to become a world class footballer by working as hard as the best of the best for 90 days training your mind and body to become the mind and body of a world class footballer through Neuroplasticity and muscle memory training.

Go as hard as the best footballers on the planet for 90 days to train your mind and body to be a world class footballer.

fits in the palm of your hand.

The Couched Lance is compact, featherlight, and fits in the palm of your hand. This gives you a featherlight world class first touch, makes a regular football exponentially easier to control, and allows you to take thousands of reps within your own home.

repetition. repetition. repetition.

Take over 3,000 shots a day, over 12,000 shots a week, and over 144,000 shots by the end of the system to become world class. Bruce Lee said that he didn't fear the man who practiced 10,000 different kicks once, but the man who practiced 1 kick 10,000 times. Practice 1 pass and 3 shots over 144,000 times for 90 days to become as good as your football heroes. Practice perfect technique every time to become perfect.

We will send you a box and directions that make you world class! If you put the time in and stay on the field or at the gym then you will improve to a world class level. Finish the system and achieve your goals.

become world class with this proven system.

Here at Footballer we train you to become a world class footballer in 90 days. The keys to this process are hard work, discipline, personal drive and ambition.

Hard work is key because without hard work you won't progress.

Discipline is key because you need discipline to stick to the process, show up on time, and train for the required number of hours.

Personal drive is key because you need the inner willpower to put in long hours. This is an Olympic training system. Training for 3 months will take you to an Olympic level and make you one of the best players in your country. You will be this good because you have driven yourself to put in the hours to be the best.

Ambition is key. We want you to want to be the best. To be driven to be the best at whatever you do.

Once you are world class you will be skilled enough with the ball to walk into any team in the world. You may not start and it will take awhile for your teammates to trust you on the field, however you will belong.

BE THE best player in your city, state, and country.

The Couched Lance is the same kind of system every smart, world class player did during the offseason growing up. They had a system designed to improve their ball skills in a short amount of time. They executed it giving everything including the kitchen sink every day, 6-7 days a week and progressed. They came back to school that August or the next season as the best player in their city, state, or country. Hard work leads to progress and progress leads to dramatic results. Do what these smart, world class players were doing and train in a proven system designed to take you from any level to world class in 3 months.

Footballer has built new, innovative advances in Neuroscience and enhanced our understanding of Neuroplasticity. We have progressed the science and developed systems that teach you how to become a world class athlete in just 90 days through bulk training. Bulk training is training for a goal through extreme concentrated study for hours a day, 4 days a week, for 3 months. This way of training will take you to your goals using fundamental parts of the human brain, Neuroscience, and human psychology. The mind and body are 1 and by accessing the brain's hardwiring on Neuroplasticity you can reach your goals in a short amount of time.

willpower.

Gain the willpower of a world class athlete. By training and working as hard as a world class athlete you are becoming one yourself. Going through this process you are developing the willpower of a world class athlete. The self-determination to determine your own destiny. A will to move mountains by first picking up the stones and not stopping until the mountain has been moved. This willpower can literally do anything. You will have access to a powerful business philosophy because you will remember what it took to become a world class footballer and put forth that much effort and discipline into every other endeavor you undertake because you'll understand that effort and discipline are what it takes to achieve your goals. You will have a player's mentality. The knowledge that you are 100% in charge of your own destiny. That you can outwork and outcompete everyone else to put yourself in control of your own destiny. No one can take the things that you want in this life from you but yourself. You'll learn all of these things in 90 days because you are putting a tremendous amount of work in training for hours a day, 4 days a week, for 90 days, and shooting over 144,000 shots to become a world class footballer. The things that you'll learn doing this will be as great as the game that you'll take from it.

gain a player's mentality.

Athletes are some of the most competitive people on the planet. This is because their entire life is predicated on competition. On survival of the fittest. On being the best and outworking everyone else to be the best. This competitive drive combined with countless hours spent honing their skills to perfection leads to a player's mentality. Developing a highly adept, highly trained specific set of skills that have only been earned through hard work means that players believe they can beat any odds, any disadvantage, and anything to achieve their goals. This is a priceless self-belief. It's the same thing that has shaped the world as explorers, adventurers and warriors shaped the course of history with their own bold, daring, and brilliant ideas, skills, and willpower. This willpower is yours to wield and apply to the great world around you once you have trained in the Lance Systems.

overcome any obstacle.

Use the knowledge and skills you have gained in 90 days to do great things in the world. To change it, shape it, and form it to your own will. To overcome any obstacle in front of you through sheer force of will. To become a great footballer and learn that the same things that made you a great footballer will take you to whatever other goals you have. The world is malleable. It can be shaped to your will. Learn how to achieve your life goals by willing yourself to become a world class footballer.

the target.

Learn how to play football and score goals with world class ability.

Work.

See the game and life as a flat plane on which you can put the ball anywhere.

Learn.

Learn how to trap, pass, and shoot with world class ability. Learn how to execute every pass and shot in the game with perfect technique.

Play.

Everywhere will be your playground with the ball or any spherical or cylindrical object. But be careful, always wear shoes and only shoot soft plastic or soft aluminum objects. You don't want to hurt your foot.

how to become a wildly successful world class footballer & make the team in 90 days

Train in the Couched Lance.

The Couched Lance is a proven and tested 3 month football training system that teaches you how to become a wildly successful world class footballer and make the team in 90 days.

It doesn't matter if you don't have a football background or high level experience. You will learn everything you need to know to make the team in this training system.

battle tested and proven results.

The method taught using the Couched Lance system is battle tested and proven by all world class athletes around the world.

The method is the same thing every smart, world class player did during the summer growing up. Diego Maradona used a method like this to become the player he became.

the perfectly engineered conversion tool.

To convert goalscoring chances, develop perfect technique, and become world class training the old way is not enough. You need a proven system that tells you the exact number of hours, days, and months to become world class and shows you how to get there.

proven system

We have used this system ourselves to become world class in 3 months. We turned the carefully guarded training secrets of the top professional players into an exact science. While others use guesswork and speculation we use a predictable and proven system.

​winning tools

This is a work based, reality game system. Neuroplasticity builds the mind and body through hard work, concentrated study, and serious willpower. The things that you will learn training to become world class in 3 months will be as great as the game that you take from it.

new paradigm

Now professional sports can be played by almost anyone. This is a new shift in thinking about and living sports. Become world class in 90 days. Experience life as a world class footballer. Work hard, then go play! Successful footballers take at least 16 years to develop these skills. We figured out how to make you world class in 90 days.

​pro experience

Become a working footballer. Training in the Couched Lance you are doing the hard work and the real work to become world class. You develop the willpower and skills of a world class footballer. You are a pro footballer because of this experience. Practice makes you a footballer.

train wherever you are.

Train wherever you are or live.

xy training system

All that you need to train are a wall and at least 30 feet of flat ground to pass and shoot on. Train wherever you live using our flexible Neuroplasticity training system.

box of physical tools

When you get the Couched Lance we send you a box of physical tools you use along with the ball to go from any level to world class in 90 days. Use the ball then the physical tools, the Couched Lance, to live out your dreams.

here's everything you get

These are not your typical soccer drills. We provide you with everything you need to become a world class footballer.
  • 3 month training system
  • Works using science of Neuroplasticity
  • One use will last 4-5 years
  • Can be used for half the time indoors, inside one's own home
  • You will see the game and life as a flat plane on which you can put the ball anywhere
  • Everywhere will be your playground with the ball or any spherical or cylindrical object. But be careful, always wear shoes and only shoot soft plastic or soft aluminum objects. You don't want to hurt your foot
  • You will know how to trap, pass, cross, volley and shoot with world class ability. How to execute every pass and shot in the game with perfect technique
  • You will have a world class zone. World class ability to trap the ball. When the ball comes into your zone you will be able to trap, intercept, or tackle the ball proficiently. You will have an optimized first touch
  • The entire game will open up and you will be able to see simple and easy solutions to problems in the game because you have perfect technique
  • Your mind and body will be more closely connected and you will feel one with your leg
  • You will know how to overcome any challenge in life and conquer any obstacle because you will remember how hard you were working to become a world class ballplayer and put forth that much effort, willpower, and discipline into every other part of your life. This will drive you to success in life
  • Box with Couched Lance and video and text directions
  • ​Lifetime access

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By: Matthew Williams
​I have 3 offers to play pro football in Europe. I'm a world class footballer & I have built an innovative football training system. I will walk you through how to become a world class footballer, make the team, & live out your dreams! I will show you how to go from any level to world class footballer in 90 days!
​Matthew became a world class footballer in 90 days in 2008. Then he built 3 Formations and the football training systems over 5 years to learn everything there is to know about the game. Today he has 3 offers to play pro football in Europe using the methods taught in these systems. His 3 offers are 1 trial with Watford FC a premier league football club in London, England, & offers from a 2nd division football club in Bulgaria, & a 3rd division football club in Greece. He will turn this into a 20-year career playing pro football in Europe. He will show you how to become a world class footballer in 90 days using the same system that took him to Europe to play pro football.